Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

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The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.

Lorena

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They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.

Sookie

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Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

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Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?

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Tara: I said you could bite me.
Franklin: No.
Tara: Why not?
Franklin: Because you want me to.

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If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence.

Eric

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Vampire to vampire, how much do you really love that human of yours? Why not turn her?

The King of Mississippi

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I got your rug all wet.

Eric [after killing a werewolf]

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