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Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.


They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.


Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?

Tara: I said you could bite me.
Franklin: No.
Tara: Why not?
Franklin: Because you want me to.

If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence.


Vampire to vampire, how much do you really love that human of yours? Why not turn her?

The King of Mississippi

I got your rug all wet.

Eric [after killing a werewolf]
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