I might be parrot-phrasing a little.

Jason

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

Sookie

First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the morality?

Sookie

I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences.

Sookie

Hoyt also said he came running out of the house with no pants on, so we need to get him pants.

Jason

I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.

Sam

Bill: We can pray.
Alcide: Werewolf and a vampire? Who's gonna listen?

There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.

Nan

True Blood Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

Bill: We can pray.
Alcide: Werewolf and a vampire? Who's gonna listen?

There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.

Nan