I would never harm you.

Eric [to Sookie]

• Permalink: I would never harm you.
• Added: July 18, 2011

You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!

Sookie

• Permalink: You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!
• Added: July 18, 2011

You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, fuck and kill each and every single one of you.

Pam

• Permalink: You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, f**k and kill...
• Added: July 11, 2011

Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.

Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]

• Permalink: Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.
• Added: July 10, 2011

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

• Permalink: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie. It's SOOKIE!
• Added: July 10, 2011

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.

• Permalink: You killed my fairy godmother. Sorry.
• Added: July 10, 2011

Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?

Pam

• Permalink: Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club ...
• Added: July 07, 2011

I mean... what the fuck?

Lafayette

• Permalink: I mean... what the f**k?
• Added: July 01, 2011

You've got Queen on you.

Nan [to Bill]

• Permalink: You've got Queen on you.
• Added: July 01, 2011

I can eat who I want.

Jessica

• Permalink: I can eat who I want.
• Added: July 01, 2011

Technology takes all the fun out of being a vampire.

Pam

• Permalink: Technology takes all the fun out of being a vampire.
• Added: July 01, 2011

Sookie: What do you want from me?
Eric: Everything.

• Permalink: What do you want from me? Everything.
• Added: June 28, 2011