Ani: What the fuck, man? I'm commanding officer of this detail. You call me if you got something.
Ray: Well, I got shot. That's somethin'. I found our murder scene. That's something else.

Dad: Aw, son, they kill you. They shoot you to pieces.
Ray: Where is this?
Dad: I don't know. You were here first.

Frank: There's a certain stridency at work here. I'm gonna put it off to you gettin' blasted.
Ray: Aw, frankly, I'm apoplectic.
Frank: I'm feeling a little apoplectic myself.

Ani: If we don't get anything today, I want you on working girls. Put those looks to use.
Paul: Sure.
Ani: So, I could not mention it, but you're an adult.
Paul: Alright.
Ani: Alright. That actress.
Paul: If you're asking me if I did what she said, I'm gonna get out of the fuckin' car.
Ani: Well, I was gonna ask if you thought the exposure would interfere with doing field work.

Ray: You pull off that e-cig. Not a lot of people do.
Ani: This place gets a day-to-day influx of 70,000 people, right? Where do they live?
Ray: I tried one once. I felt like it was smoking me. A real cigarette wouldn't make you feel like that. Maybe it was just a little to close to suckin' robot's dick. I don't know.

Just so you know, I support feminism, mostly by having body image issues.

Ray

Well, I don't know anything about that, but sometimes a good beating provokes personal growth.

Ray

His eyes? What the fuck kind of modus operandi is that?

Frank

Paul: Found his lawyer, too. Had to hump all over her leg for this shit. Oh, and this one fag, at the bank? He started hittin' on me. I almost clocked the guy.
TD: Yeah? Why would you do that?

Ani: His insurance had these forms. Items likely stolen from his place. We can put out pawn sheets on them. What'd you guys get?
TD: Oh. The young man here, he got a dynamite anecdote.

Burris: That clear to you, detective?
Ray: Ten four, lieutenant. Just one question. Am I supposed to solve this or not?

Man: Mr. Casper was dedicated to his community.
Ani: A community of 95 residents.

True Detective Quotes

If you ever bully another kid again, I'll come back and butt fuck your father with your mother's headless corpse on this god damned lawn. Twelve years old my ass. Fuck you.

Ray

Martin: You wonder ever if you're a bad man?
Rust: No I don't wonder Marty. The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.