Ugly Betty

Ugly Betty "East Side Story" Quotes (Page 2)

Marc: ... a little glitch, teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole sized problem
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Hilda: We're trying to plan a wedding here
Santos: That's right, best man. What you don't want to help with this?
Justin: I told mom if she went with the green organze for the brides maids, she's on her own
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Hygienist: You are such a chick flick! I would totally pay $12 to see you!
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Hygienist: Oh my God! That is so romantic. It's like Julia Roberts flossing before whoring herself in "Pretty Woman".
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[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss]
Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus
Henry and Betty: Get out!
Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty is in heat!

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Daniel [to Betty]: There's Henry, why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend
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Marc: Inhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marc: What took you so long?
Amanda: I had to wait for Christina to go to the bathroom. That woman retains water like a two humped camel.
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