Don't worry, we're not gonna shoot you. She's bluffing. I think.

Hoyt

I was probably like five years old when I realized clowns are as scared of us as we are of them.

Hoyt

Hoyt: How do you wanna crack her? I'm naturally more of a bad cop because my mom was so mean to me, but I can play good cop too.
Leo: How about 'good-bye cop?'

Feel like getting a disgusting drink in a dirty IRA criminal bar?

Steven

Stop saying matey. You're supposed to be Irish, not a pirate.

Steven

Samantha: You know the goal of going undercover is being inconspicuous.
Leo: That's why I went balls out. No one questions the boss, guys. Also, you can't spell 'inconspicuous' without 'conspicuous.'

You could just ignore the issue. God knows it worked like a charm for my marriage. All three of them.

Shaw
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Undercovers Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Samantha: You know the goal of going undercover is being inconspicuous.
Leo: That's why I went balls out. No one questions the boss, guys. Also, you can't spell 'inconspicuous' without 'conspicuous.'

You could just ignore the issue. God knows it worked like a charm for my marriage. All three of them.

Shaw
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