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Undercovers

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Undercovers Quotes

Season 1 Episode 7: "Assassin"

Leo: Edna? That's the best name you could come up with?
Hoyt: I had a babysitter named Edna once. She smelled like lilacs dipped in honey.
• Rating: Unrated

Sam: Leo you cut it kinda close there.
Leo: I had to pee.
• Rating: Unrated

Steven:"Nice job taking care of that, Hoyt.
Hoyt: That means a lot coming from you sir. So maybe if you could say it again into my cell phone for a keepsake, that'd be amazing. You know, we can do it later. I'll remember the phrasing.
• Rating: Unrated

Sam: Do you think Brazilian women are the hottest women on the planet? I read that in Esquire."
Steven: You don't think I'm really gonna answer that do you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Samantha: All I have to do is convince the next president of Peru which one of his enemies would want to assassinate him. Simple.
• Rating: Unrated

Jennifer: It's like time stood still and so did your ass.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "Not Without My Daughter"

Samantha: I thought you checked out the French.
Hoyt: I did. I checked them out like library book.
• Rating: Unrated

Hoyt: Sir, with all due respect, Steven Bloom, while his career was tragically shortened by a combination of marriage and catering, is a legend. I'm talking cartoon, in '02. That is superhero stuff. The Koslowski defection? How can you be in 6 places at the same time?
Shaw: Hoyle, how would you like to spend the rest of your service as a cipher clerk in Botswana?
Hoyt: It's Hoyt actually, but nope. I'm all set.
• Rating: Unrated

Steven: Smart is the new sexy.
Hoyt: Trust me it's not. Chem Engineering/Poly Sci double major and technically, I'm still a virgin.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Jailbreak"

Hoyt: Don't worry, we're not gonna shoot you. She's bluffing. I think.
• Rating: Unrated

Hoyt: I was probably like five years old when I realized clowns are as scared of us as we are of them.
• Rating: Unrated

Hoyt: How do you wanna crack her? I'm naturally more of a bad cop because my mom was so mean to me, but I can play good cop too.
Leo: How about 'good-bye cop?'
• Rating: Unrated

Steven: Feel like getting a disgusting drink in a dirty IRA criminal bar?
• Rating: Unrated

Steven: Stop saying matey. You're supposed to be Irish, not a pirate.
• Rating: Unrated

Samantha: You know the goal of going undercover is being inconspicuous.
Leo: That's why I went balls out. No one questions the boss, guys. Also, you can't spell 'inconspicuous' without 'conspicuous.'
• Rating: Unrated

Shaw: You could just ignore the issue. God knows it worked like a charm for my marriage. All three of them.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "Devices"

Shaw: I might as well take out a full page ad in the International Herald saying 'Carlton Shaw, Career Spy: Kill me now.'
• Rating: Unrated

Samantha: You're hot.
Hoyt: Wow.
Samantha: What do you see?
Hoyt: No, it's just not often I hear those words from a woman. I kinda wanna enjoy it for a second.
• Rating: Unrated

Steven: Look at this new tranquilizer gun. Invisible laser sight. You use glasses. You can see, but there's no red dot.
Samantha: Is it 4G?
• Rating: Unrated