UnREAL
Mondays 10:00 PM on LifetimeUnREAL Season 3 Episode 2: "Shield" Quotes
Rachel: You're pumping toxic sludge into the minds of young women. You're telling them that that they have to dummmy themselves down to land some dude.
Quinn: Maybe it's the truth. I mean look at us.
Rachel: So what, you’re just giving up?
Quinn: No. I don’t want what she wants, Rachel.
Rachel: Bullshit. You want exactly what she wants. You’re just too afraid to admit it, because you’re afraid you’re never going to get it.
Quinn: August.
August: Am I in trouble?
Quinn: Yes.
God men are stupid.
Serena
Are you guys having sex? Because your nipples are showing, Rachel.
Quinn
Serena: Great idea. You were so right. That was amazing.
(Chet's pleased with himself.)
Serena:God men are so stupid.
Gary: This show cannot take another lawsuit.
Quinn: If you don't want to know how the sausage is made, don't come into the factory!
Alexi: This woman is looking for a poodle not a man.
Rachel: Then be a man. Tell her your truth. Show her your dark side. You’re Russian, start the revolution! Blow the circus up.
Alexi: How? What do I do?
Rachel: Exactly what I tell you.
Serena: I think this is what guys want.
Rachel: Guys want ugly ass 90-inch televisions and threesomes with you and your best friend. It doesn’t mean you have to give it to them.
You need me here. I am a manthropologist.
Chet
All you have to do to keep a guy forever is bake him cookies and give him blowjobs.
Chet
Madison: Serena's what my friends and I call an "Old Sad." Somebody who made the worst mistake ever and chose her job over a boyfriend.
Rachel: And now she's a mogul. Wah.
Madison: But who says being a baller makes girls happy? If all you do is put all of your life and energy into your job and your career and that’s all you focus on then you’re just going to end up like...
Quinn: Say it.
(Madison doesn’t dare.)
Are you guys having sex? Because your nipples are showing, Rachel.
Quinn
