Why don't you just go get us some drinks okay? Noting muddled, nothing infused, just two white wines... and whatever it is that you want!


Chris: Everybody knows that a short iron is better for beatings.
Reagan: Do they?
Chris: Hillary, I want you to dial nine and then one. If stuff gets real, then double down on that one.

Wow that's a cute jean vest you got going on there. Did you distress that yourself?


Oh my god, has alcohol gotten strongler or what? Did I just say 'strongler?'


Chris: What kind of soup is this?
Reagan: Cream of breast milk.

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