Up All Night

Up All Night Quotes

Season 2 Episode 11: "The Wedding"

Chris: Welcome to our home Mrs. Brinkley.
Reagan: Now I can answer the phone without feeling like a slut.
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Ava: This is the last time I'm going to be just medium famous.
Walter: It's all gonna change for us now. We'll probably both need Blackberry's.
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Chris: Look if our guests see my well toned get away sticks, they're gonna say Reagan who?
Mr. Brinkley: Chris this is no time to be Jay Leno.
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Season 2 Episode 10: "First Snow"

Chris: You know what my favorite Combo is?
Reagan: Zesty Salsa Tortilla?
Chris; No, us.
Reagan: Honey! That is so lame.
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Reagan: You know I hate it when guys pee outside right?
Chris: Hate it or jealous?
Reagan: Jealous.
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Reagan: We finally finished The Wire.
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Reagan: See this little angel right here? She likes to hide car keys.
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Season 2 Episode 9: "I Can't Quit You"

Reagan: Get off my side!
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Reagan: FYI nobody calls my brother a dumb ass but me and secondly your pas de chat's super rigid.
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Scott: Are you second hand smoking? It's a totally slippery slope dude. You go from piggybacking a guys smoke. Next thing you know you're giving your daughter's wedding toast through a hole in your neck. What a joyous occasion.
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Scott: Wine em, dine em and redesign em.
Ava: I like mine no ice and no margarita mix. Then it's just tequila.
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Season 2 Episode 8: "The Game of Life"

Chris: I'd love you to never say full coitus again.
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Chris: Scott threw his back out but don't worry he took a handful of Gene's dad's expired muscle relaxers. Isn't that right Scott?
Scott: I took six Chris! I took six!
Chris: Yeah then he just tried to order a pizza with Gene's sleep apnea machine.
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Reagan: The feet up by the pool pic is like the loneliest pic in the world.
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Reagan: How was yoga?
Ava: Yoga, has opened my eyes to the world, to myself, to yoga pants.
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Season 2 Episode 7: "Thanksgiving"

Paul: Never a good idea to start the day with a Denver omelette and a Schlitz.
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Walter: We'll just head back to the hotel and pray over some Pinot Grige and a bowl full of mussels.
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Chris: We just stole a turkey from the lead singer of Motörhead.
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Walter: I haven't eaten anything in the last twelve hours except two Jack n' Cokes and a pocket full of Craisins.
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Chris: No joke I fell asleep while packing.
Reagan: Did you also fall asleep while putting on your clothes Honey because you're wearing a deep V and my pregnancy pants.
Chris: I thought I was wearing capris.
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