Oh God Christopher, I don't want to see how the sausage is made!

Ava

Guys I own three pairs of Crocs and wear a Life Is Good tee shirt.

Chris

My ex Kevin, I wear his deodorant brand so I can remember his smell.

Ava

So I Google Alabama Head Football Coach Nick Sa-ban. He was wearing pleated front khakis!

Ava

I love saying vino.

Chris

I'm gonna cancel the babysitter, call Tim and say that we're sick. Why don't you cue up Downton Abbey or something.

Chris

Reagan: Tim said that the peak of it is when the drop hits i guess? It's like the musical crescendo or something.
Chris: Yes like "In The Air Tonight" when Phil Collins comes in on the drums.
Reagan: Yeah Honey it's just like Phil Collins.

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