Vanderpump Rules

Mondays 9:00 PM on Bravo
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Damn right I’m sleeping with a 21-year-old. And I’m having the time of my f-cking life right now..


You’re only [on the show] because you’re f-cking my ex-boyfriend.

Kristen [to Ariana]

It’s really sobering to watch yourself highly intoxicated.


He would do anything that Stassi says. He’s dumb when it comes to Stassi.


Do you have some kind of mind control?

Andy Cohen [to Stassi]

I just love a chance for things to be about me.


You were my girlfriend, but you were also my enemy,

Tom [to Kristen]

I’ve never had a girl say ‘no’ to me before.

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