Veep
Sundays 10:30 PM on HBOVeep Season 7 Episode 1: "Iowa" Quotes
Hey, Sweatpants! You can't just walk out. This isn't a Terrance Malick movie! Sit.
Amy
Ok. Leon. I'm still. I'm not sure about this part where it says I want to be president for ALL Americans. I mean, do I? ALL Americans?
Selina
Oh, and take out the stuff about immigration. I feel like it's a little too "issuey."
Selina
If Muhammad Atta had you people booking his travel, he'd still be alive today which for HIM would be a major fuckup.
Selina
Two wheelchair guys behind him? What? We didn't get the point after the first wheelchair guy?
Selina
Did you guys know I got married? Who wants to meet my brand new, smokin' hot wife?
Jonah
Goddammit! What is Mike doin' in here, and why does he have a good idea now that he doesn't work for us?
Selina
Selina: Fire 'im.
Ben: He's deader than democracy ma'm.
Why do I have to tell people why I want to be president? I mean, I don't wanna hear about their jobs.
Selina
But if you want to go dutch, or whatever, on the abortion, just hit me up on Venmo. Oh, you know what? Make it public, OK? It shows I'm a gentleman.
Dan
Selina: Wow. This place has feminine symbolism spurtin' out of its dickhole.
Dan: Let's just hope it's the Columbia and not the Challenger.
Ben: Both exploded killing everyone on board.
Selina: If I ever needed a miracle, it's right now!
Richard: Ma'm, there's been a mass shooting at a mall in Pheonix. Twenty-seven people have been killed.
[everyone groans and ahhhs]
Selina: Ohhh. [Selina shrugs] This can ... work for us?
Dan: Yes, because we couldn't possibly announce now out of respect for the victims.
Selina: Hallefuckinlugah.
Kent: Praise the rational equivalent of Jesus, what Bonhoeffer would call the spirit of beloved community.
Selina: We have to send that shooter a nice thank you card.
Richard: Actually, he shot himself before he could be apprehended. I'll send something to his wife. Oh, he shot her first.
