Lazlo: I'm not going to do this if he's pissing on the wall.
Caucasian Werewolf: Screw you, racist.

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• Added: April 10, 2019

Evie. E.V. Emotional vampire.

Colin

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He's gonna shit!

Nandor

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If Lazlo and I were to ever have a child, I wish he'd look like him (points to baby armadillo). Small and hard.

Nadja

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• Added: April 10, 2019

Am I a morning person? That would be an enthusiastic yes.

Colin

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I have recently rediscovered my love for topiary sculpture; the art of bush manipulation.

Lazlo

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