We'll both pretend either is doing neither.

Peter

Call the Harvard crew! we need to make it look like a hedgefund.

Peter

I get to have a private life!

Neal

Our unholy union is the only thing keeping Neal from ending up in green point

Mozzie

Peter: Adds to the charm.
Neal: Keeps things spicy.

Neal and Alex just talking is a distant memory.

Alex

Plans have a way of going awry.

Neal

So I made a tremendous mistake?

Mozzie

Well it does help me avoid an uncomfortable conversation.

Mozzie

Mozzie: I'm tresspssing! Exigent circumstances!
Peter: I love how you think that law is a loophole!

I need more wine, please, if you can.

Neal

I don't think he's happy with us.

Mozzie

White Collar Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.