Peter: It's like Buckingham Palace.
Neal: I've been to Buckingham Palace - this is better.

You lay down with dogs - you get up with fleas.

Mozzie

Neal: What's next partner?
Peter: Don't call me that.

Peter: We either take down Lau now, or our partnership is over.
Neal: We're partners?
Peter: You tell me.

Elizabeth: Another all nighter?
Peter: I married a perceptive woman.
Elizabeth: I married a predictable man.

Don't get them wet - don't feed them after midnight, right?

Neal

Neal: Be gentle.
FBI agent: Yeah I've never been the gentle type.

(referring to Peter's silly socks) Are those standard FBI issued?

Neal

Neal: Washington's love letters?
Mozzie: Seriously, I don't know why you stole those in the first place.

Wow honey, I am impressed - I can't believe you got in there (the nightclub).

Elizabeth

What, hookers?

Peter

Things always this interesting when you are around?

Peter

White Collar Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.