Did you hear that, Mrs. Yost? I'm in the Garden Club, the club that you said would never have me as a member. Have fun turning in your grave.

Alma

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Don't worry. You'll be packing your bags before you know it.

Catherine

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Alma: Where did you get that?
Isabel: Rita got a guy to have a photo of Catherine having sex so she could blackmail her. Now I'll use it to blackmail you. Isn't life funny?

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• Added: July 14, 2021

Harry: You ugly bitch.
Rita: Is he dead?
Isabel: He called me ugly. Who cares?

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Vern: Hey, Scooter. Do you ever think about Dee Philcott?
Scooter: Sure, now and then.
Vern: Do me a favor. Forget about her.

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Bertram, for someone who has committed dozens of murders, you can be a real stick in the mud.

Alma

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Bertram: Alma, you lied to me. You don't care about our marriage at all!
Alma: Killing is stressful enough without quarreling in front of the victim!

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• Added: July 14, 2021