Do yourself a favor. Do not chain yourself to the stove, or you may find yourself knees-deep in cookie dough while your husband is balls-deep in another woman.

Bonnie [to Liv]

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Liv: What’s your worst fear?
Ash: Straight white women.

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Liv: So, what’s this then? A bribe?
Will: A bribe? Jesus, Livvy. Come on. I haven’t turned into a completely different person overnight.
Liv: Oh, but you have. That’s the thing.

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Will: What part of ‘so long as it doesn’t involve heights’ was unclear?
Liv: You can’t not do something just because you’re scared of it.

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