Your monkey is sticking its finger into my wound.

Scotty

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• Added: March 31, 2016

Oh, we had a chicken like you once. We cut off its head and ate it.

Frankie

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• Added: March 31, 2016

So this is England. It's pretty.

Rhonda

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• Added: March 31, 2016

Woah, have I become the voice of reason now? Marriage has changed me.

Dave

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• Added: March 31, 2016

Last night, I was very drunk in the toilet of the pub, and I had the most incredible experience.

Celine

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• Added: March 31, 2016