Danny Pudi Quotes
For the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come.
Abed
Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
I remember when this show was about community college.
Abed
Britta is attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.
Abed
Abed: For GCTV this is Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?
Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.
SS Agent: Is there a specific reason you had to repeat the first grade?
Abed: From what I'm told, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the see-saw, and I always found the distinction between duck and goose to be arbitrary.
Abed: For Greendale College Television, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy: And I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.
SS Agent: I could issue a warning for this bootleg of "The Last Airbender."
Abed: Where were you a week ago?
