Favorite Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes
[typing] Ron made out with two girls and put his head between the waitress' breasts. Boing.
[on phone to Emilio] I will call the cops on you if you call again or I will take the next flight out to f*%kin' New York to beat your ass.
[on phone to Emilio] So while you're f*%kin' them nasty bitches up there, I'll sure Nicole's gonna get it in down here. So at the end of the day you lose her as it is, and you're still a drunk skank with no job.
You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.
Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?
I have great sex with the kid.
[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!
JWOWW: I'm upset with you because I heard that you called me fake.
Pauly: When did I call you fake?
JWOWW: That's what I heard.
Pauly: From who?!
JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.
The sex shop is perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. It's my scene. And when I get into my scene I get into my clothes.
Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones ... that's the type I'm attracted to.
She's like a 3,000-pound man. She's like a bulldozer.
