Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.

I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.

Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?

Why am I doing this by myself, in anger?

If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch.

[on phone to Emilio] So while you're f*%kin' them nasty bitches up there, I'll sure Nicole's gonna get it in down here. So at the end of the day you lose her as it is, and you're still a drunk skank with no job.

[on phone to Emilio] I will call the cops on you if you call again or I will take the next flight out to f*%kin' New York to beat your ass.

[typing] Ron made out with two girls and put his head between the waitress' breasts. Boing.

[to Angelina] At the end of the day, that kid's my brother, and if he can't hit you, I will. You're lucky you're so drunk. Wait 'til tomorrow.

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

The sex shop is perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. It's my scene. And when I get into my scene I get into my clothes.

JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.

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Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

JWoww
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