Worried that your six-headed ball and chain will be calling?

Duncan

In England everything means 'vagina.'

Duncan

Community Quotes

Abed: If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor--
Professor Hickey: I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and only travel at night. But please--I have some work to do here.

Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.

Shirley [to Annie]