Popular Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
I was lookin' for that threesome... it turned into just the D-some.
Every guy has a dream of having a threesome with two women, obviously. Maybe not with Deena and Snooki, but, um, I was going along with it only because it was a threesome.
I don't think I'd share a drink with Deena or a cigarette with Deena or anything that has to do with Deena's lips in the near future.
We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.
This was probably the worst fight I've ever seen. It was a five-car crash; horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.
Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for Guy Code ... it's like where's like general Human Code?
Deena and Snooks have just shown again why they defy the laws of intelligence.
I run into my boy, Arvin ... he looks like a jacked-up-guido-MacGyver!
When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!
Wow. Ronnie's mom's gangsta.
It just so happens that Deena defies the laws of intelligence. I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist.
He orders her roses, and then she texts this kid. The principle that she ... the intention ... and that intention, once you cross that line, that intention line, it's horrible. it's not good. You do not let a girl do this to you.
