So are we together or are we single?

The way he just said it to me was kind of douchebaggy.

Ronnie: I definitely regret breaking my number one rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Sammi: There is no Sam and Ronnie right now. I'm alone. It's not a good feeling.

Ronnie: I'm real, and you're not! F--- you, you crazy bitch!
Sammi: Don't ever talk to me or look at me every again, you f---ing idiot! My biggest regret in my life is you!

Sammi: You're going to bed without me?
Ronnie: Yup. Bitch.

Arvin: Sam, we made out before.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
Sam: No, we haven't.

You're my best friend. You're the only one who makes laugh, cry, be happy, sad, miserable, excited. You're the only one who does that.

Sammi: So this over?
Ronnie: Yeah.

[on why she was texting Arvin] Maybe to cause a rise out of you. To get you back. To be spiteful.

I'm sorry. I feel stupid. I'm mean. Here, I'm mean. I'm sorry.

Sammi: There's things I have said that I'm not proud of, you know that, right?
Ronnie: Can I have a little mustard?

You want my honest opinion? That right there looks suspect.

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Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi
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