Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

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Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.

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Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?

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Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.

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Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?

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You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.

Danny Williams

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Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.

Danny Williams

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Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

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The fact is idiots, with guns, kill people.

Danny Williams

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Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

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Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

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Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?

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