Favorite Simon Helberg Quotes
That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.Howard
I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.Howard
Bernadette: I think the woman can manage to put a wig on by herself.
Howard: It's not just the wig, it's pinning her hair up, it's putting on her eyebrows...it's a two person job.
Howard: I'm not having this conversation with you Ma!
Howard's Ma: God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!
Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.