Max Greenfield Quotes
And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attracted to men who wear maternity pants?Schmidt
My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures!Schmidt
I just got a treat, too. It's not candy. I'm not a dumb little baby like you.Schmidt
Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.Schmidt
Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!Schmidt
Human dental dam!Schmidt
She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.Schmidt
Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.Schmidt
Let's talk about it, in my perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office.Schmidt
Schmidt: No sig oths.
Cece: Just say "significant others."
Schmidt: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I'm on a tight sched.
I wouldn't even begin to know how to steal a swag.Schmidt
Look at this puzzle. It's "ages 6 and up." You are "up," Winston. You are very "up."Schmidt