He fine. Can I have your fake brother's real number? I'd like to climb that family tree.

Ava

Yea, thanks. And by thanks I mean, thank you for deciding that I should age, grow old, and probably die from a paper cut. Oh yea, and that I'll never get to do magic again. Because I'm perfect now! Did Professor Lipson tell you? I'm perfectly normal, and we all know magic doesn't come from normal so thank you for deciding that without me.

Julia

God dammit, I don't think I can ever eat non-Old God cake again! Perfection is a curse.

Josh

I'm dead but there's still hot chocolate. That's a good sign.

Quentin

You know what I wanted to do with my life? To be? Penny's goddamned girlfriend. I acted tough but all I wanted was him.

Kady

Most of my life I've been in and out of hospitals, and you know, just suicidal thoughts and notes, and...a lot of notes. Attempts, and meds, and therapy, and then I found Brakebills, and all that went away. I thought that...Did I do something brave to save my friends? Or did I finally find a way to kill myself?

Quentin

Adorable. So determined. Maybe I'll keep you as pets!

Monster's Sister

Kady: Look, I know you're not evil. Just the definition of obedience.
Zelda: I used to be.
Kady: Prove it.

Eliot! If there's a tunnel with grandma tell her to piss off and come back to me you selfish fucking back here.

Margo

Penny 40: Appreciate the level of sincere grief dude. I seem to remember when I kicked it, you laughing.
Quentin: (laughing) I'm really sorry about that.
Penny 40: It's okay. I've met you.

Anyone who knows me, knows that I'll do anything when I love you.

There's something I want you to know, Sister. This world, it's not just the bad things or the ones that wronged us. There is such beauty, in everything, even the quiet. Especially the quiet.

The Monster

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Yea, thanks. And by thanks I mean, thank you for deciding that I should age, grow old, and probably die from a paper cut. Oh yea, and that I'll never get to do magic again. Because I'm perfect now! Did Professor Lipson tell you? I'm perfectly normal, and we all know magic doesn't come from normal so thank you for deciding that without me.

Julia

"You bring home two bands of hippie murderers…"

Homer