TV Quotes Quotes
Betty: I’m the “Girl Next Door.” I write The Teenage Mystique.
Cheryl: What?! I love The Teenage Mystique! The Girl Next Door’s advice is tops. It’s an honor to meet you.
Betty: Thank you!
So, you bet on yourselves? Yes, I can see that. Yes, I certainly can.
Josie
Josie: You know how skittish studio executives can be.
Veronica: Unfortunately, all too well. I’ve dealt with my fair share. They’re fear-driven creatures.
Jughead Jones, do you have a thing for sexy teen witches?
Veronica
Because I’m not going to let you take the fall for this. Luke really loved you.
Brent
Brent: Luke wouldn’t have wanted this.
Steve: Well, it’s not my first choice either. But Megan is the one on that tape, not Isabella. So…
Brent: How could you do this to her? How could you do this to Debbie? It’s not fair!
Steve: Fair? Fair?! Grow up. That’s not how life works.
Isabella: I love making new friends.
Michelle: I’m Michelle, by the way.
Isabella: I’m Lisa.
Reggie: No! No! No! No! What are we supposed to do now?! I’m horny as heck!
Archie: Me too, Reggie. Me too.
Veronica: Then, as I said, “here we are again.”
Jughead: Here we are again.
[They kiss]
I’m surprised it took you this long to do that.
Betty
Kevin: We wanna come too!
Julian: Fine, just don’t expect it to be one of those “wrestling movies” you like to watch.
Don’t say a word about tonight. To anyone.
Isabella
