Isabella: I haven’t given up on our friendship.
Megan: You’re completely delusional. Our friendship died a long time ago, and there’s nothing you can do or say to resuscitate it.

Luke: Like, I don’t know. Ever since you got to town, it’s like I’ve been living in The Matrix before. But now, it’s like I took the red pill.
Isabella: That’s sweet, I think?

Isabella: I missed you.
Trevor: Yeah? So much you replaced me with that Luke guy. The guy your best friend is obsessed with. I’ve seen that movie before.

Cheryl: I certainly won’t be shaking my poms poms while my brother hovers between life and death.
Clifford Blossom: Oh, yes, you will. You’ll put on your little happy face, and you will cheer your little heart out until your spoiled pink lungs bleed. Or you will suffer a fate worth than Julian’s. Do I make myself clear?

Veronica: I told the boys that too.
Betty: What boys? Archie and Reggie?
Veronica: God no! I actually wanna have some fun.

Betty: What? You’re living at the movie theater?
Veronica: Veronica Lodge is nothing more than a common squatter.

Sheriff Keller: At least all our questions have been finally answered.
Jughead: Are you joshing us? Now I have even more questions!

Sheriff Myer: Luke was the love of your life, but by all accounts, your relationship was never the same after the sex tape. Too many secrets. Too many lies. And it only got worse when you found out you were pregnant.
Lawyer: Sheriff, I need to…
Sheriff Myer: I believe you and Luke went to the cabin. You told him you were pregnant and he rejected the idea of a baby with you. A future with you. So, you killed him.

Megan: Why didn’t you tell me?!
Debbie: I didn’t want to stress you out.
Megan: Okay, you can’t have it both ways! You can’t lean on me to pay for things and then keep me in the dark. For once, it would be nice for you to be the grownup here.

Isabella: Are you really asking me that?
Megan: Yeah, I guess I am.
Isabella: You know, I’ve let this whole town call me a slut and a lousy friend. Everywhere I go people whisper behind my back all so that you can keep your scholarship. And now you think I’m sneaking around with Luke? Are you kidding me, Megan?!
Megan: I’m sorry. It’s just the stuff with the pipes has me stressing out.
Isabella: I don’t care! Okay, how far do I have to go to prove my loyalty to you? And what? Do you need me to kill for you?

Megan: I would?
Isabella: You don’t have to drink it. Just hold it. It’ll make you look cool.

Isabella: I have diplomatic immunity, so I could kill all of you and get away with it.
Luke: Okay, let’s maybe not test that theory.

TV Quotes Quotes

Amanda: You don't know how you made it to the surface?
Nolan: No, but the purple skins do.
Amanda: Purple skins?
Nolan: I'll tell you on the way

Conquer! Kill! Devour! Put it on a T-shirt so you don't forget.

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