Chloe: You need to straighten this out with Mom. She's convinced you're cheating.
Craig: I would never sleep with another woman.
Chloe: I know, but Mom is convinced you're cheating on her. You're not, are you?
Craig: You know your mother. When she gets something in her head no one can talk her out of it.
[Nancy shows up]
Nancy: So it's all in my head, is it? You know, every man who is cheating says he's going on a business trip or that he is working late. Thanks for turning our beautiful marriage into a cliche.