Leo: Plan B is we marry each other.
Gwen: I hope you know I will be expecting an enormous six-karat diamond ring to signify our engagement.
Leo: Oh, you think I'm kidding?
Gwen: Of course I do.
Leo: I'm not. I think you and I should seriously consider tying the knot. Then we can have a huge wedding. Invite everyone we know. Invite everyone we don't know.
Gwen: Why on Earth would we do that?
Leo: The bridal registry, Gwennie. With our taste, we'd make a killing.
Gwen: Yeah, except nobody likes us enough to spend a single penny on gifts.
Leo: Eh, killjoy.