Li: Chloe is doing a great job at Basic Black, but I don't see why I should give her a promotion.
Kristen: Because the promotion will get her out of Basic Black and I want her here, far away from Brady as possible.
Li: I'm sorry, Kristen. I can't help you. I don't have a single position available.
Kristen: Huh. So your sister happened to snag the last opening in this entire organization? Nepotism much?
Li: Uh, what was your last name again?