Wynonna Earp
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyWho cares about these townies?
Wynonna: We should check it out.
Driver: We should not get ourselves killed.
Wynonna: I can’t believe I’m saying this in the year of our lord whatever it is. I’ve lost track. It’s our job.
Driver: This is demon shit.
Wynonna: This is a robbery. They’re trying to steal our booze and food and medicine.
Driver: Who cares about these townies?
Wynonna: I care. I actually do. Yeah, some of them might be meatballs.
Driver: Mega meatballs if they live here.
Wynonna: Yeah, but they’re my meatballs, and you don’t get to call them that wiener, I do because I’m a Purgatorian.
Driver: What a hero. I’m sure they’ll thank you by giving you super gonorrhea when they’re not trying to string you up. And I’m not dying for this dirt town and its dirt people. You don’t even have an Arby’s.
Wynonna: We have a guy named Arby, and the diaper’s just ‘cause he’s busy.
- Episode:
- Wynonna Earp Season 4 Episode 4: "Afraid"
- Show:
- Wynonna Earp
- Related Quotes:
- Wynonna Earp Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes, Wynonna Earp Quotes
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- Jessica Lerner
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