Accidentally on Purpose

This week on Accidentally on Purpose, Billie caused some drama between Abby and her husband when she chose Abby to be the godmother of her child, but Davis to be the godfather.

While things didn't necessarily bode well for the married couple during "The Godfather," it sure did for entertainment.  Meanwhile, Michael Rapaport guest starred as a potential love interest for Billie, Sully.

Just check out some of our favorite Accidentally On Purpose quotes from the episode:

Abby: This couch is so dirty, I really feel like I'm having an adventure.
Davis: You should see the bathroom. It's like being in Bangladesh.
Abby: You know, if my sister weren't pregnant, I never would've met you.
Davis: Well, if my best friend hadn't had sex with her, I never would have met you. | permalink

Billie: I got to go meet my sister at a bar a few blocks away.
Sully: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Can I walk you there?
Billie: You don't have to do that.
Sully: Oh, come on! What kind of guy would I be if I didn't walk a hot pregnant woman to a bar? | permalink

James: There's all kinds of weird fetishes, like people are into weird costumes or... feet or... monogamy. | permalink

Billie: Sully just asked me out. Is it possible that at this stage of my girth where my skin is stretched to the point that it may never snap back that someone could find me attractive?
James: Yeah, it's possible.
Billie: Hah! Thank you.
James: If he's a freak! | permalink

Nick: We're going to be parents... eventually.
Abby: Well, eventually, I'm going to be infertile.
Nick: Are we really doing this I-wanna-have-a-baby thing again over eggs Benedict?
Abby: I think doing it over eggs is completely appropriate! Because every month, I make one, you do nothing about it, and it dies. | permalink

Sully: Congratulations to you and your husband.
Billie: Oh, nope. No husband. No boyfriend. No contraception! | permalink

Billie: So I met this cute, funny guy. And even if I'm so gigantic I can't even see if I need a bikini wax... I think he was flirting with me.
Abby: Of course, he was. We're the Chase sisters. People chase us. | permalink

Perhaps if Accidentally on Purpose quotes were just a tad bit funnier...

CBS still has not picked up the Jenna Elfman sitcom for a full season, but the network has given it a vote of confidence: five more episodes have been ordered.

This week's episode earned the show its highest ratings since the premiere in September.

Last month, CBS ordered full seasons of its fellow new series NCIS: Los Angeles and The Good Wife. It's not looking good for Three Rivers.

On this week's Accidentally On Purpose, Billie and Zack got into their first fight(s) after living in plutonic bliss for so long.  During the "Fight Club," Billie got annoyed at Zack for failing to installing a toilet, while Zack got angry at Billie for eating his ribs.

Trust us, it was funnier than it sounds.  Don't believe us?  Just check out some of the Accidentally On Purpose quotes from the episode:

Olivia: So, you left halfway through your waxing, and now it looks like a seven?
Billie: Or, from my point of view, an L | permalink

Billie: Why isn't the toilet where the hole is?
Zack: I don't want to get into complicated plumbing terms right now, but it turns out, I do not know how to install a toilet.
Billie: Well-- this is just it! I mean, there are boundaries! And not peeing on me is one of them, I think! | permalink

Billie: Zack peed on me.
Abby: Is that a metaphor, like "he peed on your dreams"?
Billie: Nope, he actually peed on me.
Olivia: Well, that needs to be consensual | permalink

Zack: Best friends are like Supreme Court appointments. You can't lose that job until you retire or die.
Davis: Sweet, man. A job you can't get fired from. That is tailor-made for moi | permalink

James: I've got two simple rules that I live by: keep all my blood inside my body and have as many orgasms as possible. And anyone who's doing anything else is doing it wrong | permalink

Ryan: [Billie] ate our ribs?! And this is how I find out? Oh, it is on!
Davis: Yeah! What could we do? How could we get her back? What of hers can we eat? Does she have a cat... or something like a cat? | permalink

On last night's Accidentally on Purpose, poor pregnant Billie was trying to live vicariously through Davis' dating life.  She ended up helping the guy score with a hot chick, but proved it was impossible to make Davis relationship eligible.

Meanwhile, Zack tried to go behind Billie's back and date a girl, Sasha, who ended up being full on crazy.  Crazy pants decided to then stalk Billie and declare them best friends.

Good news is all this crazy led to some great Accidentally on Purpose quotes!  Just check out some of our favorites from last night:

Abby: I have some amazing, unbelievable news that is going to blow you away.
Billie: Oh my God! Are you...?!
Abby: Yes! I'm Facebook friends with Olivia! | permalink

Davis: What's the next move with this girl?
Billie: Well, that depends. I mean, do we want to have a relationship with her or we're just looking to introduce our genitals to each other?
Davis: Ah, I've done the whole just-get-laid-casual-sex-never-see-each-other-again thing, so what I'm ready for now... is more of that | permalink

Davis: This chick is really out of my league. I mean, she's the kind that only sleeps with guys who have doors on their bathrooms... You know, fancy guys | permalink

Davis [about Billie]: I thought the two of you were cool with dating other people?
Zack: Yeah, but who's going to date her? She's got stuff popping out all over the place. You know, and I want to be a good guy about this, so I'm just going to do it behind her back.
Davis: You're a class act, Zack | permalink

Abby: Listen, I know that you think the only reason we're friends is because of Billie but that...
Olivia: That is not true! I don't think we're friends | permalink

Andrea: I'm just not interested in anything more than a physical relationship with you.
Davis: Why?! I mean, what is it about me? Is-- is it because I live in a dump? Or because I have no money... or any desire to make money? Because I have no goals or dreams... or desire to have any goals or dreams? | permalink

Zack: Uh, Sasha, look, how do I put this? Some foods just don't go together: pickles and melon, whip cream and eggplant or...
Sasha: Radishes and yogurt. Oh God! I've heard this exact speech so many times. You're breaking up with me | permalink

On Monday's new episode of Accidentally on Purpose, Billie attempts to live vicariously through Zack and Davis as she gives them dating advice on some girls they're interested.

However, the boys will soon discover that Sasha (Sarah Wright) and Andrea (Diora Baird) may not have the best intentions.  Just check out some of the pictures from the episode which is appropriately titled, "The Love Guru."

Remember to check back at TV Fanatic each week for the best collection of Accidentally on Purpose quotes anywhere!

We're months away from the pilot episode of Accidentally on Purpose, but this Jenna Elfman comedy is generating solid buzz so far.

In the sitcom, Elfman stars as Billie, a movie critics in her 30s that gets impregnanted by her much younger one-night stand. Think Knocked Up for hour-hour segments each week.

Here's an early look at the series. Click on the photos of Elfman below:

In Accidentally on Purpose, Jenna Elfman stars as Billie. She's a movie critic in her 30s that sleeps with a younger man... and gets knocked up as a result!

The rest of the show actually plays out similar to the movie Knocked Up, as Billie deals with her pregnancy and the new, unexpected, seemingly unorthodox relationship in her life.

Watch a preview for the sitcom below;