Joey: It was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad's cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner... Monica: You gave her food poisoning?! Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log. Phoebe: Oh, my God! You threw Pepper on the fire! Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably should have told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a, ah, artificial leg. Monica: Oh, my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? Joey: I ran!
Ross: (About Rachel attending a lecture with Mark) Well, I'm sorry, but, ah, look if you're not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him? Rachel: Because, he's my friend. Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean... Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark? Ross: Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing? Ross: I don't know, you thought "See you Saturday" was funny.