Paris gets a boyfriend and stops acting like herself; Lorelai gives Emily tips on coping with Richard's mother; Rory and Jess make out publicly; Jess refuses to attend the Winter Carnival but goes when Dean asks Rory to go.
Clara: Jess can't throw.
Jess: I can, too.
Clara: You missed every time.
Jess: I can't concentrate with your annoying midget voice yammering on and on. It's like having Stuart Little shoved in my ear.
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Clara: Yes. Will you go get me a snow cone?
Jess: Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me, I'll be right back.
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