Lorelai: You have a new special. Luke: I sure do. Lorelai: Nice. What is the special omelet? Luke: You won't like it. Lorelai: How do you know? Luke: Because you've been eating here for years and I know what you like, and you won't like it. Lorelai: Can I at least hear what it is? Luke: Fine. It's three eggs with bits of bacon. Lorelai: I like bacon. Luke: Cubed tomatoes. Lorelai: Sounds good. Luke: Swiss cheese and a dash of oregano. Lorelai: A dash, he says. Luke: I've got other customers here. Lorelai: I'm gonna go with the special omelet. Luke: Okay. Lorelai: With a side of bacon. Luke: There's bacon in the omelet. Lorelai: Oh, then skip the bacon. Luke: The side of bacon? Lorelai: The bacon in the omelet. Luke: Hold the bacon. Lorelai: Can I get Jack cheese? Luke: On the side? Lorelai: Instead of Swiss, Swiss is so stringy. Luke: Fine, Jack cheese. Lorelai: Also, I think I'm allergic to oregano so hold that, too, and some coffee. Luke: So, just the eggs, tomatoes, and Jack cheese. Lorelai: Not too many tomatoes. Luke: Light on the tomatoes. Lorelai: Very light, just a teeny-tiny amount, practically none. Luke: I'm skipping the tomatoes. It's an omelet with Jack cheese. Lorelai: Perfect. Luke: You did this on purpose. Lorelai: Did what? Rory: French toast for me. (to Lorelai) That was cruel.