Luke: Me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands! Lorelai: First of all, Jess is 17 so I think he's probably pass the jam hands stage by now. Second of all, you can do this. If you want to you are totally capable.
Henry: Hello? Lane: Hello, Henry? Henry: Lane! I've been trying to call you! Lane: I know! The pay phone is broken! Henry: I thought the number was wrong and I didn't know what to do! So I Lane: What? You what? Henry: I called your house and your mother answered. Lane: What did you say? Henry: I asked for you, and then she asked why and I said because, and she said because why, and then I got nervous and tried to sell her a subscription of the Wall Street Journal. Lane: Oh! Were you successful?