Principal: I'm a little confused, are you telling me this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume? Charlie: Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so i was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to his position. Principal: And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher? Charlie: Substitute janitor.
Charlie: I'm serious I will eat that eraser whole. Principal: You don't need to eat the eraser to prove your point, you have the job. Charlie: Are you serious? Principal: I love your atittude. Charlie: Sir, I'm not gonna let you down. I'm gonna start cleaning immediately. But, first, can I eat the eraser? Principal: You're saying you want to eat the eraser? Charlie: I'm asking you if it's edible cause it certainly smells of grapes. Principal: I don't think it's edible. Charlie: Can't I just test it? Principal: I'd rather you didn't. I might need it later. Charlie: Alright, you win this one. I'll pick up one of my own and I'll eat that one. That way everyone wins.