Jersey Shore Reviews

The letter. Sammi read it. Ronnie denied it. Then he was on the phone with another girl and they totally broke up for good. Or at least for the next 45 minutes.
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Jersey Shore Quotes

You have your penis pierced. I love it... I just saw your penis.

JWOWW

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.