-Nick finally asks Jess out on a date...only to spend the entire date trying to figure out if they are actually on a date.
-Winston and Schmidt plot to ruin Jess and Nick's date by hiring a homeless man to serenade them. However, the homeless man actually just wants to use the Loft's bathroom, and refuses to leave it.
Schmidt: Here are some things you want to hide about yourself on tonight's date--you're cheap, you're a heavy drinker, you're broke, you have a problem with anger.
Winston: Your car is horrible.
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You can't outrun the Jewish!Schmidt
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