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On the season premiere of New Girl, Jess is laid off and becomes a shot girl at Schmidt's re-branding party. Parker Posey guest stars.


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New Girl Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

I panicked and I grabbed the hat. I should have grabbed the yoyo or the slap bracelet and now all I have is this stupid hat.

Jess

Jess: I thought we talked about you not wearing your shower diaper in the kitchen!
Schmidt: Excuse me? Do you think this has been easy? To wash myself wearing a penis cast all summer?