Samantha: You shop at the Boy's Department. Jeff: So what? The clothes fit me better, plus they're cheaper. Where do you shop, the Big and Tall Horse Store? Samantha: Hmmhmm. You know, you're nothing but a big dick with a little man attached. Jeff: You're nothing but a big pair of tits with too much extra leg room. Samantha: (Bursts into laughter) Carrie: (voiceover) Surprisingly, Samantha had found what she was really looking for, and it had nothing to do with size. Jeff: Hey! Somebody get me a booster chair! Carrie: (voiceover) She had found a man who made her laugh. They dated for two weeks. Though he was short, it was a very long relationship for Samantha.
Carrie: I've been giving this peeing thing a lot of thought, and while I think it's totally fine that that's what you're into, it's just never really been my thing. Bill Kelley: Oh yeah? Carrie: So I thought instead, maybe you could close your eyes and I could dribble warm tea on you. That might feel good. Or maybe you might think it's fun to hear the sound of running water when we have sex. And, if things got really serious between us, I could maybe even leave the bathroom door open sometime. Although honestly I'm really not sure how comfortable I would be with that either.