Michael: OK, so Dwight, in your own words: "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert... Everyone has called me 'Dwayne' all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to." Jim: [to camera] Yes. Five bucks each, and it was totally worth it.
Michael: Okay, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct "old man smell?" [cut to interview] Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.