Episode 15: "Sabre"
Phyllis: This isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud. [permalink]
Michael: Is Christian Slater back there? Because he'd know what to do. [permalink]
Michael: Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate. [permalink]
Christian Slater? Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will. [permalink]
Jim: If not, there's always the army. The... infantry.
Pam: Okay. [permalink]
Michael: Why do I need to explain everything?
Pam: Because we're usually not on the same page. [permalink]
Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller? [permalink]
Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape. [permalink]
Michael: This chord has Creed written all over it. [permalink]
Kevin: Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast. [permalink]
Michael: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box, How 'bout you?
Erin: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box,How 'bout you?
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying. [permalink]
Jim: You've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone. [permalink]
Meredith: Talk about vacation daaaays! [permalink]
Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Michael: [to Phyllis and Bob] Get a room, Santas! [permalink]
Dwight: Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds ... clams, snails ... [permalink]
Jim: Wait. We haven't gone under. We've been sold. That could mean many different things.
Michael: It's hard for me to imagine a scenario in which Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not. No offense Meredith.
Meredith: No, I get it. [permalink]
Michael: You know what? Christmas isn't about Santa. Or Jesus. It's about the workplace. All of you feel like my family. Ryan, you are my son. Pam, you are my wife. Jim ... Angela and Phyllis, you are my grandmas. Stanley, you are ... our mailman. I can't help but look at your wonderful beautiful faces and wonder, how they could do this to us! [permalink]
Michael: How's everybody doing?
Jim: Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.
Michael: That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus ruined the party. Petulant Jesus.
Angela: Are you serious? That is so offensive. [permalink]
Jim: You can't yell out "I need this, I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap.
Michael: Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!
Jim: Yup.
Michael: Do you understand you forced my hand. [permalink]
Michael: Ryan come here!
Ryan: Whoa, whoa.
Michael: Come on, come on.
Ryan: I'm doing something over here.
Michael: Ahhh... Ho ho ho! Come on I need this. Come over here!
Ryan: What are you talking about?
Michael: Just sit down!
Ryan: No no no. [permalink]
