The Office

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Season 9 Episode 23: "Finale"

Pam: I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder-Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Creed: I still have my medal from that.
Angela: Do you even have a mattress?
Creed: No, but I still have my medal from that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Dwight: If you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn.
Jim: There it is.
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Michael: I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dwight: I can't believe you came.
Michael: That's what she said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.
Dwight: Waste of a good hatchet.
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Dwight: I never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.
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Toby: I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: The only people that need to be there are you and me.
Dwight: Oh and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 9 Episode 22: "A.A.R.M."

Darryl: I want to leave quietly, it seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front, while Erin pretended to hump me from behind, it was a more accurate tribute to my years here. I'm gonna miss these guys.
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Jim (to Pam): Not enough for me? You are everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: You're a good assistant Jim.
Jim: Not as good as you.
Dwight: That's very true. Get the hell out of here.
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Dwight: We're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot.
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Dwight: The two of you would move to my 16 hundred acre estate, which let's face it, is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet.
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Dwight: Anyone who needs to speak to me has gotta go through me first.
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Erin (to Daryl): Get upstairs mister!
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Jim: By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Plop? Still?
Dwight: We owe Andy that much.
 • Rating: Unrated

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