Archer Quotes from "Baby Shower"
Check out quotes from "Archer Vice: Baby Shower" now and try not to laugh out loud.
We dare you!
Lana: It's from a song?
Archer: Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!
You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own him!
Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham?
Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...
Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex, do ya?
Archer: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.
I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!Kenny Loggins
WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give you a birth cheese.Malory
Cyril: If you finish that sentence, I'm going to rub cocaine in your eyes till you are blind.
Ray: Goddamn, Shawshank!
I don't know about you, but I"m gonna be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins.
Jim Messina is a genius and without him? No Poco.
Archer: There's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins is going to be registered under his own name.
Pam: Yeah ha ha....it's not like he's Messina.
Cyril: So...why are we in our underwear?
Krieger: Meh...don't worry about it.
Archer: Danger zone!! No no no, wait...This is it!
Archer: And Woodhouse, if you spend any of that on heroin, you better buy enough to OD on, because...
Woodhouse: Will do!!
Cyril, shut your pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league, that impregnating her would have basically been interspecies breeding, and get on with your life!
Ray: Besides keeping everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies...
Archer: Wait, that was a hootenanny?
Jesus, these taste like calluses!
You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!Malory
Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
Man, I am blowing this jug!