Duck Dynasty Quotes from Season 6

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The men of Duck Dynasty are back. Relive some of their top Season 6 quotes now.

1. I am the benchmark.

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I am the benchmark.

Phil
I am the benchmark.

2. I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.

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I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.

Jase
I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.

3. The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.

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The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.

Willie
The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.

4. Wedgie Alert!

Fire training

I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.

Jase
I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.

5. A Pancake Strategy

Fire training

My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.

Si
My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.

6. You're stretching out those pants.

Fire training

Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.

Willie: I haven't stretched yet. Jase: You're stretching out those pants.

7. She'll be there tomorrow too.

Fire training

She'll be there tomorrow too.

Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]
She'll be there tomorrow too.

8. Throw Stones!

Quack and gown scene

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Pick the rocks up, and start breaking the windows. It'll be the most fun you've ever had in your life.

Jase
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Pick the rocks up, and start breaking the...

9. How to Stand Out.

Quack and gown scene

He's a grown man. Get him dressed? If he doesn't get dressed, he will stand out at graduation.

Jase
He's a grown man. Get him dressed? If he doesn't get dressed, he will stand out at graduation.

10. I love cheese.

Quack and gown scene

I love cheese.

Willie
I love cheese.

11. The Weakest Link.

Quack and gown scene

There are a few important rules to know when you're rolling a house. First one, know your enemy. Second, you have to have a rock solid team. You're only as strong as your weakest link.

Jep
There are a few important rules to know when you're rolling a house. First one, know your enemy. Second, you have to have a rock solid...

12. Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.

Quack and gown scene

Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.

Jase
Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.

13. It's really ... shiny.

Phil takes it easy

It's really ... shiny.

Phil
It's really ... shiny.

14. I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.

Bobby jindal on duck dynasty

I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.

Jase
I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.

15. West Monroe, born and raised. In the duck blind is where I spend most of my days.

Jep on the mic

West Monroe, born and raised. In the duck blind is where I spend most of my days.

Jep
West Monroe, born and raised. In the duck blind is where I spend most of my days.

16. You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.

Bobby jindal on duck dynasty

You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.

Si
You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.

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