Quotables for Week Ending April 21, 2017
Carissa Pavlica
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Another week in April, another week for premieres! A season finale or two. And a series finale. Sob.
The White Princess took over where The White Queen left off on Starz.
Fargo Season 3 began on FX.
The Leftovers began its third and final season on HBO while Girls Season 6 put the end to that series' run altogether.
The Magicians and The Good Fight ended their seasons.
But what did it all mean for quotes? Find out when you scroll through the slideshow!
1. The White Princess
John de la Pole [at the reconciliation ceremony]: I pledge my allegiance to you, my Grace.
Cecily, Dowager Queen Mother: I do not. You are not the king, in law nor in God's eyes. And while you may have killed my son and stolen his crown, you are descended from a servant.
2. The Son
Pride is quite often the opposite of honor.
Toshaway
3. Doctor Who
Bill: What good’s getting in a box gonna do?!
The Doctor: What an extraordinarily long and involved answer this is gonna be!
4. Shades of Blue
Harlee: Is this what it feels like to be hunted?
Wozniak: All of human history boils down to predator and prey.
Harlee: I'm not sure I know the difference anymore.
Wozniak: Who shoots first.
5. The Good Fight
I represent unscrupulous people and you... you save children.
Diane Lockhart
6. Into the Badlands
Ryder's ghost: She's lying to you. Do you really think the tumor is gone?
Quinn: She's saving my life.
Ryder's ghost: The why do you still get the headaches? And you seem to be getting weaker by the day.
Quinn: I'm stronger than I've ever been.
Ryder's ghost: Then why am I here?
7. Once Upon a Time
Black Fairy: Hello, Rumple.
Rumple: [stares back in shock]
Black Fairy: I believe the greeting you're looking for is, Hello, Mother.
8. The Leftovers
Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: What?
Michael: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Kevin: Yes.
Michael: Then I baptize you, Kevin Garvey, in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Buried in the likeness of his death and raised in the likeness of his resurrection. He is saved!
Kevin [whispers]: That didn't count.
9. Keeping Up with the Kardashians
In our family, for some reason, when it rains, it pours.
Khloe
10. Chicago Justice
Mr. Malone: She did have a run-in with another group of students. There was disciplinary action, but the charges were dropped.
Antonio: What was it about?
Mr. Malone: She was part of a group on campus. The Madison Club. They talked politics and handed out pocket Constitutions. Apparently it offended some people. And why not? After all, it was written by dead white slaveowners.
11. Quantico
Alex: If you were a Navy Seal, I'd be shooting rubber bullets at you.
Owen: What does that teach you?
Alex: How to duck.
12. Girls
Police Officer: So, uh, what brings you out here without pants and shoes?
Hannah: Oh, um, I had a baby pretty recently, so...
Police Officer: Sounds about right.
13. The Arrangement
Terence: Kyle, this violence. It's a regression.
Kyle: At least now I see you. You're a fraud.
14. Better Call Saul
Mike: Your new assistant is a pip.
Jimmy: Yeah, thanks for crushing her spirit on the first day.
15. Scorpion
Happy: I don't want to junk up my apartment.
Toby: It's no longer your apartment. It is our home. We have the extra bedroom.
Happy: My motorcycle room? I'm not losing my bikes to your yard sale.
16. Bates Motel
I'm so sorry, Emma. I never wanted to bring you anything but happiness.
Dylan
17. The Magicians
Alice: Why did you bring me back?
Quentin: Why do you keep asking me that? I watched you almost die trying to bring your brother back. You loved him. I love you.
18. The Americans
Philip: Is Stan Beeman's new girlfriend one of us?
Gabriel: Are you serious? You're losing it, Philip.
Philip: That's not an answer, Gabriel.
Gabriel: No. It's possible the centre wouldn't tell me because they knew you'd ask me this question, but as far as I know, she is not one of us.
19. iZombie
Ladybird: He died doing what he loved.
Clive: Sitting?
Ladybird: Meditating.
20. Agents of SHIELD
If anyone could get you to wake up and realize this world isn't real, it's her. She loves you, and you love her.
Daisy [to Fitz]
21. NCIS: New Orleans
Percy: Are you jealous?
LaSalle: You're tripping, girl.
22. Bull
Bull: You really like to refer to yourself in the third person, don't you, Jules?
Jules: A lot of people do that.
Bull: The only ones who do it more than you are Donald Trump and Elmo.
23. NCIS
Ducky: What have you found, Dr. Palmer?
Jimmy: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Ducky: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
24. Underground
Killing, that's a dark place you don't want to go to. Trust me, I know.
Ernestine
25. Archer
Goddammit! I insist you let me share your marijuana cigarette!
Ray
26. Designated Survivor
Sorry for losing my temper, but I have lost my temper.
President Kirkman
27. Real Housewives of New York
I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.
Carole
28. Fargo
Valet: No tip?
Ray: Ya. Get a real job.
29. The Blacklist
Red: My dark forces had a name, a person I entrusted with the most heinous offenses of my life. My confessor, who doth now condemn me.
Liz: What are you talking about?
Red: A name that came to represent my darkest hours. My friend, Mr. Kaplan.
